COMING SOON TO A HOT ROD NEAR YOU
The Revolutionary
PHIL-BLASTERS
"It's hip to be square"
Made in the top secret laboratory of our resident local mad man/sheet metal god the Phil Blasters sprang to life because a local camaro owner was flat assed broke. realizing what happened when the Camaro owner made his own subframe connectors/driveshaft loop/floor pan support our hero whipped out a set of absolutely sick sounding horsepower producing ecologically friendly non C.A.R.B. aproved mufflers to save the day.
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FEATURES |
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MORE MELLOW THAN A CAR LOAD OF RASTAFARIANS |
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CUSTOM FIT |
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MOSTLY PAINLESS INSTALLATION (Use of closet rod not recommended) |
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super fast turnaround - talk about them on sunday and install them on monday |
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soot resistant |
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CHICKS DIG 'em |
easy installation instructions:
1. Raise yo ride
2. weld in place
(see diagram below)
TESTIMONIALS
these mufflers sound so good anybody smart enough to not buy a mustang should have a set. hell, i want a set for my lawn mower. (Camaro owner)
da-yum... SCHWEET! (dude down the skreet)
what happened to $#%@'s (name changed to protect the innocent) car? it does not sound like a huge turd anymore. (neighbor)
the official muffler o' da shote cheese
